Murga to murgi:I luv u jaan,
main tumhare liye kuch bhi kr sakta hoon.
Murgi: hi allah! Sacchi?
Murga: haan sacchi.
Murgi: chal Fir aj ANDA tu de
Boy:I Love You..
.
Girl:Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya
.
Boy:Oh ho..
.
Propose Kiya Nai Ki Gift Maangna Bhi Shuru...
Aap k Dimag Ki X-Ray report aa Gyi:
10g Mitti10g Knkad-Pathr25 type k Kide Makode
5g Makdi k Jaleaur 500g ghas-fus Kamal hai
-Mujhe laga "KHALI" HOGa.
Agr RAKSHABADHAN pe ladki chhedne pe
BHAI bnati hai To fir KARVACHAUTH pe
chedne pe PATI Q nahi banati
aakhir Q? MSG ko AAG ki trh faila do hme'INSAAF' Chahiye.
Classic insult:At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?
Girl: main bacche k saath nahi nachti
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap "pregnant" hain
U.P.me baccho ke surname.
Bacha Agar Ek baap se hoto-EKNATH
2se-DUBE
3-TIVARI
4-CHATURVEDI
5-PANDE
Sab ka hoto-MISHRAJI!
or Bap pata na hoto.. GUPTAJI
Teri galiyo me na rkhnge kadam aj k bad
.
Gaur farmaiega
.
Qki
.
Hamari apni gali me hi setting ho gai h
2 judwa bachhe Apne Kamre Me Bethe The,
1 Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udas Tha
Dad:Tum itna Q Hans Rhe Ho
Beta:Mumy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya...
Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha Or kaha
apne bade bhai k pair chhu rhe ho?
Ladka bola
JI BHABHI JI..
Pati- Mai Tumhare Liye Duniya Ke
Kisi Bhi Kone Tak Ja Sakta Hu
.
Patni-Lekin Pehle Ye Waada Karo
Ki Tum Wapas Nahi Aaoge
Ramu: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Bhola: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata,
Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to
use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKALY
1st srdar-jab mai chota ta,4minar se gir gya ta.
2nd srdar-fir tu mar gya ya bach gya.
1st sardar-mujhe yad nhi,
tb mai bhut chota ta na.
Agar Mumtaz zinda hoti to Shahjahan ko
kabhi na banaane deti
.
"TAJ"
kehti JAHAPANA itni ZAMEEN barbad na karo,
ugaa lo yaha....
.
"PYAAJ"
Srdar Ko Kisi Ladki Ne Sapne M Chappl Mar Di.
2nd Day Srdar Ne Apna Bank Accnt band Krwa diya.
Qki Bank Me Likha Ta: Hum Apke Sapno Ko Hakikat M Badal denge
Srdi ki dhup me chamakta profile h.
Sabse alg sbse juda aapki smile h.
Wah wah kya ada kya style h.
Kanjus nak pochhne ki tamiz nhi mgr hath me mobile h
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