Funny SMS Collection 5

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Teacher- TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha?

Chikku- Ji

KARIGAR Ne.

Teacher- Mera Matlab H

Banvaya Kisne Tha?

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Chikku- Ji, THEKEDAAR Ne

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Lalu Prasad: Itna Saara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahe Hain?
ManMohan Sing:Goal Karne Ke Liye.
Laalu:Sasuri Gol Hi To Hai,Aur Kitna Gol Karenge.

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Chalo I LOVE U

bolo
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mujhe nahi

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apne jevan Saathi ko

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Arkmidiz ka sidhant - Jab koi ladka kisi ladki k
pyar me Ansik ya purn roop se dubta h
To uski padhai me aayi kami us ladki k
pyar me hui badhotri k brabar hoti hai.

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Agri. Studnt rat me padhte hue.

1st:Kitne bje h.
2nd:1patthar uthakr samne k ghr pr mara
1aurat nikli boli:Kamino ab to so jao rat k 2bj rhe h

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EK sardar Indian Flag lene shop pr gya,
Flag dekh kr sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala BEHOSH ho gaya,


Guess wat???

Isme aur colour dikhao...@

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Sir: bachho kasam khao kabhi sharab,
cigrate, jua aur ladki ko nahi chhuoge,
desh k liye jaan de doge.
bachche: de denge sir,
aisi jindagi jikar kya karenge.

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Agar

Is

Waqt

Aap

Kuch

Kaam

Kar

Rahe

The

Aur

Mere

Msg

Se

Bahut

Disturb Huye

To.............MISSIONSUCCESSFULL..

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Pears_Rs 26 Lux_Rs10 Sinthol_Rs 9
lifebooy_Rs 6  sorry ye msg galti se
aapko chala gaya..
delete kar dena.
ye offer sirf nahane wolo ke liye hai..:-

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1 gadha ro-ro k dua maang raha tha.

E Maalik mujhe padhne ki taqat do.

Aur 1 din uski dua qubool ho gayi.

Aur aaj Masha-Allah wo ye msg b padh raha h..!

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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose
Gift diya usne ek red rose

sherni ne kaha surat aaine me dekh
chuha bola, surat p mat ja darling confidence dekh

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Jab kabhi ham call n kare,
SMS bhi n kare,
aur to aur missed call bhi n kare
to samajh jana ki SMS ke duniya ke
"BETAJ BADSHAH" aram farma rahe hai...

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4 sardaro ne mil k ptrl pump khola. 1 b custmr nai aya Q?
ptrl pmp was on 1st flor
fir charo ne usi flor pe rstornt khola. 1 b custmr nai Q?
ptrol pmp ka bord nai hataya
fir charo ne 1 taxi li. 1 b sawari nai. Q?
2 srdar age n 2 piche baith k swari dhund rhe the.
Txi kharab ho gyi. Charo ne khub dhakka lgaya bt taxi wahi ki whi. Q?
2 aage se n 2 piche se dhakka de rhe the.
Fir charo ne 1 bchhe ko kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs le k aa warna tuje mar denge.
Bachha ghar gya aur uske papa ne paise de b diye.

Q?

bachhe ka baap b sardar tha

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