Funny SMS Collection 6

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Kya re !! SMS ka hafta Nahi bhej riyela?
apun ko malum h ki tere pas sms ka bahut saara maal padela hai,
chal , 5-10 peti sms bhej.
Nai to mis cal thok dunga

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Collge boy:Me tmhare liye sab chhod dunga.
Girl: Ma,Papa?
Boy:Ha.
Grl: Apne Dost?
Boy:Ha
Girl: Daru?
Boy-Didi gharjao, apke papa pareshan ho rhe honge.;-(

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Baap Bete Se:
Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Abbu Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi


Beta:'FACEBOOK

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Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Aisi Ladki Ayegi Jo Apko Bahot Zyda Pyar Karegi,
Apko Pyar Se chhuegi AUr Apko Dher Sari Kiss kregi.
Aur kahegi
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LOVE
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U
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Papa.

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Life ka original sach

Sab kehte hai,Akle aye the,
Akle jayenge
Pr sach to ye hai.2logo k bina koi aata nahi,
aur 4logo k bina koi jata nahi

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Aj mere pas Mobile he Number he Battery he Balance he Tumahre pass kya he?


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Agar koi msg. he to bhejo Agar nahi to mobile becho.

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Ek ladki ki T-Shirt k AAGE likha tha 98.3 FM...~
To socho_ uski jeans k peeche kya likha hoga?
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  "It's hot, Bajate raho..."

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Q1.1din ki jindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Q2.Maut samne ho to kya chahoge?
Q3.Dost or pyar me pahli psnd?
Q4.Zkhm dene wale se pyar ho jaye to kya kroge?{A}

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Interesting imp question.
Mujse dosti kyu ki?
Aapka jawab kisi film ka naam hona chahiye.
Ye sms sab ko bhejo fir dekho kya kya jawab milte hai.
Rply me fst.

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Pyar ko mat Chupao use jarurat hai jatane ki.
Apni pratibha ko mat Chupao use jararat hai badhane ki.
Ab aur perfume mat Lagao Tamhe jarurat hai NAHANE Ki

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Bar Bar Dard Na Do Mujhe..,
Dard Ka to Samundar Lekar Baitha Hu...
Gulam Hu Tumari MOHABBAT Ka...,
Baki To khandwa Ka
"SULTAN MIRZA"
Bankar Baitha Hu...

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