Dorothy Parker
- I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
- I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
- Where, unwilling, dies the rose, buds the new, another year.
- Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
- There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible, slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead, where there were no paths.
- Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
- The two most beautiful words in the English language are ''chaque enclosed''.
- The best way to keep children home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
- Poisons pain you; rivers are damp; acid stains you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.
- Lips that taste of tears, they say are the best for kissing.
- If you want to know what God things of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
- Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
- I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
- Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
- Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
- Women and elephants never forget.
- Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
- Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
- Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
- Work is the province of cattle.
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