GrL Demanded 4 Icecream
Boy Purchased It
GirL:Thnk U
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Boy:Sirf Thnk U
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GirL:U Want Kiss Na?
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Boy:Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki,Aadhi Icecream De.
Ek Baat hmesa Yaad rkhna!
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Jodi jarur aasman me bnti hai.
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Pr Setting Zamin pr hi krni Pdti h
Isliye lge rho.
Sad story-
Gf se jaghda hone par bf roz
sorry waale status update krta
par baad me pata chala ki
uluu ki patthi ne use block kar diya tha:
Naag bola Nagin se,
Mere gale me tere pyar ka fanda he,
Nagin boli Nag se,
Mera khayal chhor de
Mera Boyfriend Anaconda he...
Jyotish-Tune abi 10 kilo chawl kharide h?
Santa-Haan Ji..
Oyye..Tussi to antaryami ho
Jyotish agli baar aana,to Kundli lana,
Ration Card nahi.
Ek ladki Fasi Lga rahi thi
Snta ne Window se Dekha
Socho Snta kya bola hoga?
Sirf ltakne se height nhi badhegi
mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
Agr Unko Is Bat Ka Khyal Ho Jaye,
Khatm Dunia Ka Sara Bwal Ho Jaye.
Lag Jaye Tex Ldkiyo K Sajne Savrne Par,
To-India-firse Mala Maal Ho Jaye.
6 cheeza jab khatam ho jati hai bahut takleef hoti he.
1-pyaar
2-rishta
3-school life
4-paise
5-sms pack
or
or
Toilet me pani.
Modern Grammar Sense..
ACTIVE VOIVE- Jai Mata Di...
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PASSIVE VOICE- Teri Maa Ki Jai..
GF-Me Tere Letters K Stamp Tickets
Ko KISS Krti Hu,
Unhe Tere Lips Ne Chua Hoga..
BF-Pr M To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki Nak Se
Gila Kr K Chipkata tha."
Ek rich ladki ne signal pr khde bhikari se kaha
Arey maine apko kahi dekha h
Bhikari bola-
Memsaab we are friends on FACEBOOk.
Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah aadmi ko Vakalat krke
Fansi se bacha liya,
Aadmi-
Jb Ap nhi honge tb Begunaho ko kaun bachayega.
Gandhiji-
""NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO""
JAY HO"
Ap sochte honge k me Itne msg Q krta hu?
Q k
""SARV ShIKCHHA ABhIYAN""
k tehat
Apko roz kuch n kuch padhna zaruri h.
""Padega India Tabhi to bdega India""
American- Humare Yaha Shaadi E-mail Se Bhi Hoti Hai
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Rocking Santa- KamaalHai Yaar.
Humare Yaha To Shaadi Sirf Female Se Hoti H"
Aurangazeb: Senapati Batao Ki hum
Shivaji Ko Kyu Nahi Dhund Pa rahe Hain??
Senapati: Kyo Ki Maharaj Hm
MughaL Hain Google Nahi..!!!
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