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Funny SMS Collection 16




Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.





1 Ladka 1 Ladki Ke Sath Baitha Tha.
2Nd Day Dusri Ke Sath.
3Rd Dy Koi Aur Thi.
4Th Dy Nayi Ke Sth.
Moral: Ladkiya Badal Jati Hai, Ladke Nahi"





Girl:-Jb tumhe meri yaad ati h to tum kya karte ho
Boy:Main tmhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
GIRL:Main GOLD FLAKE p leti hu.





Kaun Kehta Hai Ke Sirf
Macchar Khoon Choosa Karte Hai
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Kabhi Roaming Me Jake Dekho
Ye Mobile Company Wale
Kuch Kam Nahi Hote.!!





Policeman to santa.
Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa. Oji chori maine ki hay
aap kyu chaddi utaro ge..





Naa DeKh
AaSMaN Ko
iTNi HaSRat Se
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Ae_DoSt
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KiSi PaRiNde Ne MuH Pe
HaGG DiYa tO SaRi HaSRatO Ka
JaNaZa NiKaL JaYeGa.





Govt. SchooL Ki LADKi Ko G.F Banane Ka Natija:
B.F Ko PenDrive De Kr Bolti Hai Ki
Mere Ko Esme FaceBook DaaL Kr Dena;
Mai Bhi CHaLaungi.





Yasomati Mom se
Talking Nandlala
Radha Q fair
Im Q Kala
Boli smiling Maiya
Listen mere lala
Wo City ki Gori
&Tu Village ka Gwala
Isliye Kala.





One of my favourite answers:
Mummy : Tu Hamesha TV Kyun
Dekhta Rehta Hai.. ?
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Kid : To Kya Fridge Dekhu..Maa?





Zindagi Ki Race Me Agar Sab Se First Aana Chahte Ho To.
Uska Ek Hi Secret Hai..
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Kisi Ko Batana Mat Plz
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Akele Bhago.





The three most difficult words to say..
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Tank Full Kardo.





1 Bikhari=Are dkho,
kisi ne meri cycle chura li or apni bike yaha 6od gaya.
2 Bikhari= tu to sach me lut gaya,
ye to petrol se chalti he.!





Bhikhari- Koi Puch Raha Tha
Meri Kamai Ke Bare Me lekin Main Chup Raha.
Dusara bikhari- Kyo?
Pehla-muje Shak Tha ki Wo Income Tax Wala Hai.





Wo Chaku Chalate Gaye
Hm Ansu Bahate Gaye
Unko Na Thi Mre Ansuo Ki Fikr..
Akhir Hmko Bolna Pada..
Ae pagali AbTo pyaaz Kaatna Band kar.





Girl-aj se hmara rishta khtm
hum ek dusre ke sare gift wapas karte h.
Boy-thik h recharge se start krte h.
Girl-janu ab mazaq b nhi kr skti kya.




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