Funny SMS Collection 16

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Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.

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1 Ladka 1 Ladki Ke Sath Baitha Tha.
2Nd Day Dusri Ke Sath.
3Rd Dy Koi Aur Thi.
4Th Dy Nayi Ke Sth.
Moral: Ladkiya Badal Jati Hai, Ladke Nahi"

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Girl:-Jb tumhe meri yaad ati h to tum kya karte ho
Boy:Main tmhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
GIRL:Main GOLD FLAKE p leti hu.

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Kaun Kehta Hai Ke Sirf
Macchar Khoon Choosa Karte Hai
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Kabhi Roaming Me Jake Dekho
Ye Mobile Company Wale
Kuch Kam Nahi Hote.!!

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Policeman to santa.
Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa. Oji chori maine ki hay
aap kyu chaddi utaro ge..

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Naa DeKh
AaSMaN Ko
iTNi HaSRat Se
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Ae_DoSt
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KiSi PaRiNde Ne MuH Pe
HaGG DiYa tO SaRi HaSRatO Ka
JaNaZa NiKaL JaYeGa.

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Govt. SchooL Ki LADKi Ko G.F Banane Ka Natija:
B.F Ko PenDrive De Kr Bolti Hai Ki
Mere Ko Esme FaceBook DaaL Kr Dena;
Mai Bhi CHaLaungi.

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Yasomati Mom se
Talking Nandlala
Radha Q fair
Im Q Kala
Boli smiling Maiya
Listen mere lala
Wo City ki Gori
&Tu Village ka Gwala
Isliye Kala.

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One of my favourite answers:
Mummy : Tu Hamesha TV Kyun
Dekhta Rehta Hai.. ?
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Kid : To Kya Fridge Dekhu..Maa?

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Zindagi Ki Race Me Agar Sab Se First Aana Chahte Ho To.
Uska Ek Hi Secret Hai..
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Kisi Ko Batana Mat Plz
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Akele Bhago.

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The three most difficult words to say..
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Tank Full Kardo.

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1 Bikhari=Are dkho,
kisi ne meri cycle chura li or apni bike yaha 6od gaya.
2 Bikhari= tu to sach me lut gaya,
ye to petrol se chalti he.!

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Bhikhari- Koi Puch Raha Tha
Meri Kamai Ke Bare Me lekin Main Chup Raha.
Dusara bikhari- Kyo?
Pehla-muje Shak Tha ki Wo Income Tax Wala Hai.

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Wo Chaku Chalate Gaye
Hm Ansu Bahate Gaye
Unko Na Thi Mre Ansuo Ki Fikr..
Akhir Hmko Bolna Pada..
Ae pagali AbTo pyaaz Kaatna Band kar.

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Girl-aj se hmara rishta khtm
hum ek dusre ke sare gift wapas karte h.
Boy-thik h recharge se start krte h.
Girl-janu ab mazaq b nhi kr skti kya.

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