There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful, And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
Parsely is gharsley.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Purity is obscurity.
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.
Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.
Here lies my part, goodbye I have kissed it; thank you kind, I wouldn't have missed it.
If called by a panther don't anther.
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Senescence beings and middle age ends, the day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Poets aren't very useful, because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, and it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
Here's a good rule of thumb too clever, is dumb.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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