Maa- Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho.?
Beta- Padh Raha Hu..
Maa- Excellent..
Kya Padh Rahe Ho.?
Beta- Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages..
Titanic Dub Raha tha
1 Gore ne pucha-Zamin yahan se kitni dur he?
Santa-2km.
Gore ne pani me kud k pucha-kis taraf?
Santa-Niche ki taraf
Dctr-Tumhe motapa kam krne k liye 2 roti khani h.
SANTA-Sirf 2 Roti?
Dr-Han
SANTA-Khana khane se pehle ya uske bad me?
"Shayari Arz hai..
DUR Se Dekha to 'Books' the...
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toh Paas Jane ka toh Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota."
Girl (romantically)-
1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano rajni babu...
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Rajnikant-0.00000000000007892724576 rs.per grm.......mind it..
SANTA:-Abe dekh mere teeth kaise
hire ki tarah chamak rahe hai!
BANTA:-To mere bhi teeth kaun se kam hai,
vo bhi to sone ki tarah pile hai!
Wen U cry-koi nhi dekhta
wen U r woried-koi nhi dekhta
wen U r hapy-koi nhi dekhta
bt 1 din DATE pe chale jao sala pura mohalla dekh lega
1Sardar k upar kabutar ne chhi kar di
Sardar: Oye, Chaddi nhi pehenta kya?
Kabutar:Chaddi me tu karta hoga
main to chaddi khol kar krta hu.
Nepali k mobile pe raat 2 baje phone aya- Aap so to nhi rhe the_?
Nepali Gusse me bola- Kamino
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Zaruri nahi k har nepali Chowkidaar ho
Santa: Sir,Aap apni Patni ko party me Q nhi late?
Boss: Wo gaon ki h.
Santa: O Sorry, mujhe laga wo sirf aapki h.
Snta-Tuje kbi Kisi Se pyar hua h?
Bnta-Ha yar par wo manti hi nhi
Snta-Q,Kya Kehti h?
Bnta-Kehti h,'I_LuV_U_2'
Pta nhi sa la ye dusra k0n h?
Santa class mein 1 gadha lekar aya
Teacher: Isse Kyo laye ho?
Santa:apne hi toh kaha tha,
ki apne kai gadho ko Insan banaya h,
Ab Banao!
2 Tree katne se 17 paper bante he,
Us paper ko hum exam me use karte he,
Ye galat he,Is sms ko har student ko bhejo.
"EXAM" hatao,TREES bachao.
Snta galti se samundar me gir gya.
Dubte dubte uske hath me machli mili.
Use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola:
Ja tu to apni jaan bacha le.;-)
Ma ne Pucha:
Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye?
Tofee
Biscuit
Ya
milk?
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Bacha:Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashqi Ke Liye
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