Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
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Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus K Sath Kabhi Nhi Jata
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Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle K Sath hi Jata H
Duriyo Ki Na Parvah Kijye
DilJb BHI Pukare Bula Lijye
Hm Dur Nhi Zayada Apse
Bas 2 Botal KingFisher
Namkin Or choti Gold Flake Mangwa Lijye
Dad:exam me paas ya fail ho tumhe bike dunga
Son:thank u
D:pass hua to bullet college jaane k liye
fail hua to Rajdoot doodh bechne k liye..
SHARABI ko Daaru peeta dekh k American bola,
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PANI to mila lo,
SHARABI- Hum Indian hai itna pani to
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Daru ko dekh k hi Muh me Aajata hai..?
Snta ne ldki k Gar Ja K Rishta Manga
Ldki k gar walo ne use Bahut Mara
Mar kha kr snta Utha
Kapde Jhaade aur bola:
To Fir Mai Inkar Samjhu.
Girl-Es dress ki kya price h
Shopkeeper-Sirf 5 ki$s
Girl-Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper-10kiss.
Girl-Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi degi
Mirza Galib farmate h-,
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"
Agar Phir Bhi Samajh Na Aaye To
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Film 'Ghajini' or 'Tere naam' dekh lo
Santa 1st time plane me baitha:
jaise hi agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko marne laga
Aur bola main pehle se dara hu aur tu stunt mar raha hai
Sadhu: Kuch daan karo Beta?
Santa Ne Jeb Se 5Rs Nikal K De Diye.
Sadhu Khush Ho k:
Maang Beta Kya Mangta H?
Santa: Babaji,Mere 5Rs wapas do.
Mom Says-Bohot Khushi Ki Baat Hai
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Dad-Mera Beta Sher H Luvr-So Swt
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& Frnz-Chor Saale Kab Padha Be,
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Cheating ki thi Na
Dad-Teri Mumy Ne Mera DIL Tod Diya
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Isliye Me Sharab Pi Raha Hu
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Son(U.K.G)-Mumy Ne Mera Scale Bi Tod Diya
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'Mere Liye Bi Ek GLASS Lgao Papa'
Santa:Meri Door Ki Nazar Kam Hai
Chashma Lena Padhega
Banta:Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai.
Santa: Suraj Hai
Banta:Saale Aur Kitni Door Dekhega
"Rangeen Ho Rango Se Jyada
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Mahakte Ho Phulo Se Jyada
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Smart Ho Mujh Se Jyada
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Agar Tum Ye Sab Sochte Ho To
.
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Bewkoof Ho
Hadd Se Jyada"
A black girl ko bhagwan ne pankh de diya.
Woh khushi se boli: God,
kya ab mai pari ban gyi hu.?
God: Nhi re pagli
tu ab chamgadar ban gyi h.
Kamyabi Totka..
Apni Zindgi Me Koi Kaam Krne Se Pehle
Humesha Kisi Ladki Se Mashwara Lena
Aur Wo Jo Mashwara De
Uska Ulta Krna Kamyab Rahoge
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