Funny SMS Collection 7

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Santa: papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday he.
Use kya du..
Papa : Dekhne me kaisi hai??
Santa: Mast hai..
Papa : Mera number de de...

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Santa-Banta Ek Car me Bomb fit
kar Rahe the..
Santa- Yaar, Agar fit Karte karte
Ye Phatt Gaya to?
Banta: Don't worry Mere Paas 1 aur h

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Ladki Ne Jeans Utari Aur Boyfriend Se Kaha
Mujhe Ladki Hone Ka Ahsas Karao
Boyfriend Ne Bhi Jeans Utari
Aur Bola .Jao Dono Dhokar Lao

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ye bacche apke hai?
agar nahi to aage bhej do jiske honge rakh lege,
surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge

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Ishq Na Karna Ye Ladkiya Bahut staati hai
na Karna Inpe aitbaar
ye Kharcha Bahut karaati hai recharge aap kara k dete ho
Aur Number Mera lagati ha

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Ladki ki T-shirt
par bne aeroplane ko ladka ghoorne laga
Girl :kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha kya?

Boy: aeroplane to dekha per MAA KASAM aisa Air port nahi
dekha,

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<('',)> Kaan  ((   khol kar Sunlo


agar 5 minute main koi sms nahi aaya



to?


to?

thodi der baad kar dena
koi JALDI wali baat nhi hai...

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Ek student dusre se :
Yaar aaj kuch khatarnak kam karne
ka man kar raha hai.

Dusra student : To fir chal ke thodi padhai
karte hai.

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Gareebi kya hai?


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Jab ek Ladki 2 Rs. me KISS dene ke liye taiyaar ho...

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Aapke paas sirf 1 Rs. ho..!!

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Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeepar Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl:Aur us dress ka?   Shopkeepar: 10 kiss
Girl:dono dress pack kar do,bill PAPA denge.

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Bf: Agr Mai Mar Gya To Kya Tum Dusri Shadi Krogi?

Gf: Nhi Mai Apni Behen K Sath Reh Lungi
Or Agr Mai Mar Gai To?
Bf: To Mai Bhi Tumhari Behen K Sath Reh lunga.

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