Funny SMS Collection 8

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Jaa  TOMY  Jaa..!!
Jo log mujhe SMS  nahi krte un k
mobile par su su
kar k aa.
Battery kharab ho jani chahiye.!

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Ladkiyo se Pyar mat krna
Qki
Ye ati he HEER ki trah,
Lagti he KHEER ki trah,
Chubhti he TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki trah.

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Wife:
Chalo na aaj Sunday hai
Bahar chalte hai,
Aur driving main karungi.
Husband= wow
Matlab jaynge car me Or aaynge Akhbaar me.

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Sardar  Hotel manager Se"Jldi chalo.
meri biwi khidki se kudkar jan dena chahti he"
Manger:Wht can I do.?
Srdar:-Kamine. khidki nhi khul rhi.

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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gor farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada gadha hai..!

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5VI  PASS ME SHAHRUKH NE MUJHSE POOCHA
INDIA ME KON HE JO 15  DIN ME 1  BAR NAHATA HE?
KHUDA KASAM  5 CAROR THUKRA DIYA
MAGAR APKA NAAM NAHI BATAYA.

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Princpal: Why you are late ?
All ur classmates come 2 school on time...
Student: 'Jhund me to kutte aate hain..
Sher hamesha akela aata hai

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2 Sardar Bank lutne gaye par Gun bhool gaye,
fir bhi Bank lut liya kaise?
Bank Manager bhi sardar tha,
bola koi bat nahin I trust u, Gun mujhe kal dikha dena.

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God Ne Ladki Ko
Khubsurat Banaya,
Dimag Dia
Hirni Si Ankhe
Gulab Se Hont
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya

Fir..

Zuban Dekar
Sab  Pr Pani Fer Diya

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Aap me 10 qualities hai.
1.Aap bahut ache hai.
2.Aap smart hai.
3.Aap honest hai.
4.Aap sweet hai.





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Baki mazak kal karege.

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Sardar apni bili se tang aakar use dur chod aaya.
Ghar aya to bili vapas aa gai thi.
Woh dusri baar chhod aya,
bili phir vapas aa gai.
Third time vo use bahut dur chod aaya.
Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya
kya bili ghr aa gai? Bivi: haan!
Sardar: uss kamini ko bhej yaha mai rasta bhul gya hu.

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"Sharif ladki" or Dianasour me common kya he?

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simple - - - - -
dono ab is duniya me nahi rahe.

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