Boy:I Love You.
Girl:Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya
Boy:Oh ho.
Propose Kiya Nai Ki Gift Maangna Bhi Shuru.
Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola:
Sendil To Boht Achi Pehni H.
Girl: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kiya?
Boy: Lo... Is Se Zyada Achi To Qameez Pehni H.
Masterji apne studt se bole
"koi ashiqi wala sher sunao"
studt-
"Mota mrta Moti pe
Bhukha mrta roti pe
masterji ki do beti h,
pr main marta hu chhoti pe".
Gr8 attitude:
Santa 1 ladki ko propose karta h
"i luv u"
Then girl replies- "ek thapad marungi khichke"
then santa replies-
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"MUKKA NI KHAYEGI PHIR".
AAj Kal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti h
Waah waah.!!
Aj Kal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti h
Grammar Toh Aata Nahi Mgar English Me Bat Karti h.
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Itni KHUSHI mera SMS aane ki
Bus karo kamar LACHAK jaegi.
Teacher: batao sabse zyada nsha kis cheez me hota h..?
Student: books me..!
Teacher: Wo kaise..?
Student: kholte hi neend aa jati h.
Wife: pados wale MOLU ki beti ko
English me 99 marks mile
Husband:are wah Ek numbar Kahan gaya
Wife:Wo hamara beta laya h.
Ladki Dadi se:School nai jaungi
Raste me ladke chedte h
DADI:Bahane mat bana
mein us raste se roz jata hu
Muje koi nai chedta!
1 couple mein jhagda kafi badh gaya.
Guse mein husband bola:mere andar ke janwar ko mat jagao!
Wife: Koi baat nahin, aane do,
maine kafi din se chuha nahin dekha.
Hum man hi man unko chahte rahe.
unhe patane k plan bnate rah gaye.
pata laga koi or le gaya unko.
ham to unki shadi me kursiya lagate rah gaye.
BOY says to GIRL - come in to my HEART!
GIRL - SANDLE nikalu kya?
BOY - hat pagli mera DIL koi mandir thori na h,
sandle pahan kar hi aaja..
CONSTABLE:SIR!
Kal raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi
jailer: to isme itna parashan Q ho?
Sir Hanuman bana kaidi abhi tak sanjeevani laker wapas nhi aaya.
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_/"'\_ _/'''\_Ye aapke bache sambhalo
road pe nach rahe the
AcchaHua jo maine inhe pechan liya!
School me ladke line me khade the
Pehle ladke ka naam jeet hai to uske pichewale ka naam kya h?
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Darr !
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Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet h.
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