Funny SMS Collection 9

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Sir-baccho esi kon si cheez h
jise hum roz to dekhte h
lekin use tod nahi skte.
.
student-sir,
.
apka Muh

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Munna Bhai:Crcit apun ko 1 Nurse se Pyar ho gayela h
love Lettr me kya Likhu?
Crcit:Simple Bhai
Likhneka-

DEAR Sistr,

I LOV U

Tumhara Munna bhai.

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Hum Kabhi Padh Na Sake Kyon Ki?
PADHAAI Sirf Do Wajah Se Hoti He-

1=Shokh Se
2=Dar Se

Faltu Shokh Hum Paalte Nahi
Or Darte To Kisi Ke Baap Se bhi Nahi.

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Wats Self Insult?

An Angry Teacher- Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Student (sar jhuka ke)-Nahi Sir!!

Teacher- Niche kya Dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho..!!

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Monu-Teri Dukan pe mitthai h
Tera Dil isko khane ko nahi karta

Tonu-karta to bahut h par papa marenge
Isliye sirf chat kar rakh Deta hun

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What is LOVE?
Jab aapki Girlfriend Gas chode
aur uski Badboo bhi tujhe Gulab ki khushboo ki tarah lage
to samajh lena tujhe sacha pyar ho gaya

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Arz kia h
.
Pet kharaab h golgappe kaise khaoge
.
Wah wah
.
Gaur farmaiye
.
Pet kharaab h golgappe kaise khaoge
.
Tum to thehre pardesi sath kya nibhaoge

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Ek Angrez Hindi seekhne india aaya
aur 15 din yahin raha.
Finally wo sirf 2 sentences seekha:


1.Shukar hai, light aa gayi!

2.He bhagwan, fir chali gayi!

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Dadi Maa Ko BHAGWAT GEETA Ka Path Karte Dekh
Pota Aapni Maa Se-

Maa Dadi Konse Exam Ki Tyari Kar Rahi Hai

Maa- Beta, Ye 'FINAL' Ki Tyari Hai

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Ting Tong..

Yad Dilane Aaya Hu
Apke SMS Nhi Aa Rahe He
.
SMS Karo
Warna Ghanti Kharab Krke Bhag Jaunga

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Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU"

Santa Gusse Me Beti Se-

Jisne sms Kiya H Use To Mai Dekh Lunga

Filhal Tum Uska Sms Use Wapis Bhejo

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2Boys Searching 4 There Lost GF.

1st:Hw does ur gf luk lyk?

2nd: 5'8"
Fair
Hot
Blue eyes.
Wat abt urs?

1st:Mar Goli
Chal teri hi Dhundte h!

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Wif 2 Husband: sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga h
Jahan b chupati hu dhundh leta h

Dad: nalayak ki book m rakh de
6 mahine tk dhundh nhi payega.

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Zindagi Me Sada Muskurate Raho
Fasle Kam Karo Dil Milate Raho
Dard Kesa Bhi Ho Koi Gham Na Karo
IODEX Khareedo Aur Lagate Raho.

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Patni - tumhe kuch yaad v rehta h?
Jante ho aaj hamari saadi ki saalgirah h.

Pati - oh main sachmuch bhool gaya tha
aao 2 minute ka moun dharan karte h.

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