Petrol uss din sasta hoga..
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Jis din woh Made in China hoga..
God swear aaj tak kisi ladki ko aankh uta kar nahi dekha
jisko b dekha hai
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saala aankhey faad faad kar dekha hai.
Dubai Shaikh in plane to Air Hostess-
Walla! Hamare liye taaveez wala Chai laao.
Air Hostess-Abbe dhakkan,
Wo taveez nahi tea-bag hai.
Kya Pata, me kal ka suraj Na DeKh Paau
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'Aye DoSto'
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Ho SaKta Hai kal Sara Din Barish Rahe.
Itni jaldi nahi marunga
Na Ishq.
Na Pyar.
Na Mohabbat yaaro.
Devdas ki tarah Jaan mat haaro..
Na Chandramukhi aur na koi Paaro,
Jo Achchi lage use
>----Line---> maro.
Banta:Pyar Krke Shadi Krni Chahiye
Ya Shadi Krke Pyar.?
Snta: Shadi Krke Pyar Krna Chahiye
Or Iski khabar Wife Ko Nhi Honi Chahiye..!!:
Santa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka
kiss kr raha tha
To Tumne Use Mana Q nai
kiya?
Grl-Mai use mana kaise krti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati.:
Couple Romance Kr Rhe The
Auto Wala Dekh Raha Tha
Aage Ja K Auto Pol Se Takraya
AutoWale Ne Sar Patak K Kaha-
Ab Samja Titanic Q duba tha.
S+H+A+D+i
S:SHaNTi BHaNG
H:HiMMaT KHTm
A:AaZaDi SaMaPT
D-DiMaG KHaRaB
i:iMTiHaN SHuRu
JiSKi Ho GaYi WO JHELO
AUR
JiSKi NHi Hui WO JEELO.
Teacher: murgiyo ki tange choti q hoti hai
batao?
Studnt: sir agar murgiyo ki tange
lambi huyi toh ande gir kar toot jayenge na.
Gals Plz Apne Naam K Pehle
Ya BaadMe Princess/Angel Na
Lagaye
Qki Apki Shakal Dekhne K
Bad Kafi Ladko Ka Angels Se
Vishwas Uthta Nazar Ara H.
Pehle jab koi akela betha hasta tha to
log kehte the is pr saya h
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehte hain
Mujhe b send kr yaar...!
Santa-Agar Amitabh Bacchan nahi hota
to Abishake ka kya hota..??
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Banta-kuch nahi wo bhi
engineering kar raha hota..!!
In Bihar
Vimla = Bimla
Vinita = Binita
Van = Ban
Wire = Bire
Par had to tab hui
jab DULHE KI car pe sticker tha
Ramesh BEDS Rina.
Papa k shadi k video dekh kar,
Beta Bola:- Meri shadi me B aisi item Girls Nachwaenge.
PAPA:- Kutte,
Ye sab item Girls Nhi,
Teri Bua Hai.
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