Kehte he khuda ne is jaha me sabhi k liye,
kisi na kisi ko bnaya he hr kisi k liye,
.
I guess,mere wali ne suicide kr li he
milti hi nhi he.
Santa-Muje Arrest Karlo
Maine Apni Biwi Ke Seer Pe Danda Mara H.
Police-Wo Mar Gai Kya?
Santa-Nahi,Wo to Bach Gai,
Lekin Ab Mai Nhi Bachunga"
Ek maaji ne SINGHAM ko Laafa mar diaa. . !
.
singham: ""thappad kyu mara? kaun ho aap??""
.
Maaji: ""MAAJI SATKEL""
SuNa He.
K APKI KaNPaTTi Pe BaNDar Ne BaNDuK raKHi,
Or APKO 2 OpTioN DiYe
1.JaN Do
ya
2.KiSS Do
-
KHuSi Hui k Aj AP ZiNDa Ho
GreaT DeCiSioN.
True Lines
PETROL ke daam ladkiyon ki tarah hote hai...?
Pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh nahi sakte
to unke bhav badhte hi jate hai.
Obama:How poor is india.
Anna:Beta tumhara pura desh jitna oil khata hai
na utna to shanivar ko hum BHAGWAN ko chada dete hai
Baat karta hai.
Use barish achi lagti h
Or mujhe barish me wo
Mujhe wo achhi lagti h,
pr use koi or
Isliye bhaad me jaye BAARISH
Or bhaad me jaye wo.
Santa galti se samundar me gir gya.
Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...
Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola
ja tu toh apni jan bacha le.
Girl- kya tum mere liye chand tod k la sakte ho..
Boy- phir dharti k chakker tera baap lagayega.
UCCHH VICHAR -
Jeevan me Har Jagah Hame ""JEET"" Chahiye hoti H
Sirf
Phoolvale ki dukan aisi H
jaha jaake hum kehte hai ki
""HAAR"" chahiye.
Lady to Dr. : mera beta motor cycle se gir gaya.
Dr: mujhe hindi nahi ati english me baat kijiye.
Lady: my londa gironda from hero honda.!
Patient to nurse'I LOVE YOU'
Tumne to mere Dil Chura Liya,
Nurse:Chala Jhoota Mene Sirf tumhaari
kidney churai hai.
Teacher:Batao 'Ganga' kaha se nikalti hai
& kaha milti h?
Santa-Sir ganga school k bahane ghar se nikal kar
mandir k piche kalu se milti hai.
PJ is BaCk..
.
CaN u BeaT DiS.??
?
Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumte he.:
Ek-kiss k baad hota kya h?
Socho,
Sharmao mat!??
Ek-kiss (21( ke baad Ba-iss (22( hota h,
Ginti hai,
aur kuch nahi
...aati to h na.
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