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Funny SMS Collection 2 (eng)




Why do Men CHEAT ??
Bcoz,
They know Its
Easier To Get FORGIVENESS..
Than PERMISSION.!





Girl's status on FB:""I m sad""
(172 comments)
Boy's status:
""I m goin to commit sucide
(2 likes,n 1 comment:
Dekh le yar,ho skay to na krna"





In future 4 wedding ppl will nt ask
4 janam kundli's.
They would just ask 4 fb profile.
10 din status updates dekhke character pta chal jayega"





Engineering fact-
It is easier to stay awake till
6 am than to wake up at 6 am..





Techr-If u hv 10 choclate n sum1 asks fr 2,
how many u hv left wid?
Stdnt-10
T-Ok,Wat if smbody forcibly takes dose 2?
S-10 n a dead body.





Boy: I Love A Girl
Girl: Oh Who Is She?
Boy: She Looks A Bit Like You.
Girl: Awwww Is It Me?
Boy: No Its Your Sister....."





Recent Study shows that only one thing rises at midnight..
Any guess guys??
Or Girls???
Im talkin abt the Price of PETROL..





A Bicycle Can't Stand On Its Own
Why ... ?
Think !!
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Because Its Two- T!RED..





What Is Success..??
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One Of The Brilliant Replies :
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It Is When People Search For You On GOOGLE Instead Of FACEBOOK..!!





We cnt gt anything witout hardwork..
&
Wat we gt witout hardwork wnt last..
So
Avoid Arranged Marriage..
Try & Do LOVE MARRIAGE...





What do you call a bee that has come from
America???
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""USB""





My Wi-Fi Suddenly Stop Working..
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Then I Realized that my Neighbors haven't paid the bill..
How irresponsible they r..!!





Men Rule:
If you can't convince them
confuse them
=-=
Women Rule:
If you can't convince them
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unfriend them from Facebook!.





Me: I'm gonna study this year.
I have to make my parents proud & get better grades.
Internet : What did u say?
Me: Nothing, I love u baby.





Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go
And See Every
Part Of The World.
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And What Do We Do?
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We End Up Looking At Our Own House:




3 comments:

  1. lolz... very nice collection of funny sms... i cant stop laughing

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