Beti-- Mom, he's just A friend!
Maa-- humne duniya dekhi hai beta!!!
2 litre PETROL jalaake ghar aanewala
just friend nahi hota!!
2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.!
Ladki Sharmake-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo RaheHo
Ladka-Thoda Thoda Kha'BHUKHI'
150 Rs. kilo hai..
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla rha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab,aap start nahi ho rhe to dhakka lagau.
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya h.
samsung hospital k
Dr. nokia or Dr. spice ka kehna h
ki sms ki botle chahiye..!
plz help me. "
Exam + Rawdy Rathore
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Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
""Definetly""
Likhta Hu..
Dad-Kya Hua Beta, Q Ro Raha H,
Muje Bata Mai Tere Dost Jaisa Hu
Son-Kya Batau Yaar
Me Apni Wali Se Milne Gaya Tha
To Teri Wali Ne Bahut mara.
Us insan se jyada
bdnaseeb kon hoga
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jiski Maggi m
Masale ka pouch hi
na nikle...
Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi prso hi to..
Biwi-gusse me
kya kaha? Kya parso kya?
Bolo
Pati-Nhi parso B 1 hi layi thi, aj 2 le ati.
Meri 1 bat hamesha yad rakhna..
zindgi me kuch mile na mile
1cheez hamesha haq se mang lena
Panipuri khane k bad sukhi puri.
Husbnd:agr opration m mujhe kch hua
to tum us doctor se hi shadi kr lena,
Wife:aise kyu bol rhe ho
Hus:use badla lene ka dusra kuch rasta nahi.
Ek admi teacher se:zara in bacho se
mere karobar k liye dua karwa de,
T:agar inki dua qabool hoti to
mai kisi qabristan me dafan hota..
Kisi Ne Meri Neend Looti
To Kisi Ne Mera Chain B Loot Lia
Neend Mile To Aap Rakh Lena
Pr Chain Mile To Plz Muje De Dena
20 Tole Ki Hai Yaar...
Doctor-
Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot GayE?
Santa-
Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banai Thi
Doctor-
To Khane_Se Mana Kar Dete
Santa-
Ji Wahi To Kiya Tha !!
School K Dino Me Pyar Hua,
Propose Kiya Letter De Kar,
Jawab Aaya Kitaab Me Chup Kar,
Kbi Mulakat Hui Hi Nahi,
Q K
Kitab Kbi Hmne Chhui e ni..
Request to all text book authors:
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Masterji,
Text book ki thickness ek bhilaang choti kardo...
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