Funny SMS Collection 18

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Very Heart Touching Lines
Said By A Boy 2 A Girl During Breakup.
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Behen Gifts Toh Wapis Karti Ja,
Teri Bhabhi Ko Kya Dunga..

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REMAKE of FiLM SHoLay WiLL Have The DiaLogue..
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KUTTE Mai Teri GADDi Ka PETROL Pi Jawunga..!!

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Teachar To Students-
Baccho 'AGAR-BATTi' Ka Muhaavra Banao,
1 BriLLiant Student Says-
'AGAR BATTi' ChaLi JayE To Andhera Ho Jata He..

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KeSe Mumkin Tha kisi Or Doctor $e eLaaj
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isHq Ka Rog Tha
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Mummy ki chappal $e hi araam aa gya.
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 ( (> aaeee
 < L"

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Ameer ka bacha=Papa aj boht garmi he
Papa=Hum aj hi AC lagwa lenge
Gareeb ka bacha=PAPA aj kitni garmi he
PAPA=Chal tujhe Ganja krwa deta h.

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Jo student pas ho gye unko Congratulations!
& jo student Fail ho gye unko double Congratulations!
kyu ki un ki class me nayi ladkiyan hongi.

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7:30 Tea
9:30 Nashta
11:30 Rasna
2:30Lunch
4:30Tea
9:30Dinner
Time 2 Time Thh00sna Aata H,
Magar Msg Krna Nhi Aata hai.

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Girl 2 Boy- me apna purse ghar pe bhul aayi
Mujhe 1000rs ki zarurat h
Boy-kar di na chhoti baat
ye le 10rs Rickshaw kar ke purse le aa...!!

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Rawan: ""gold flake hai kya?""
Hanuman: ""Nahi hai""
Ram: ""Jhuth Q bol rahe ho?""
Hanuman: ""Prabhu aap chup rahiye,
saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet pee jayega.""

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Man On PhOne: Maa eK KhuSh Khabar Hai.
Hum dO Se Teen hO GayE..!
Maa: MubaraK hO, Beta Hua Yabeti?
Man: Meri Biwi Ne DuSri Shadi KarLi..

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Is Dunia Me Har Insaan Din Me 1 Bar,
1 Pair PeKab Khada Hota Hai..?
Guess!
Socho Socho
Dont Know?
Its easy..
CHADDI Pehnte Waqt..!

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Mam-Me kisi pr b 1Nazar dal k bta skti hu ki
wo mere bare me kya soch rha h,
Studnt-Mam,
Jb apko pata chalta hoga,
to Badi Sharm aati hogi na.

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POLIO Team Drwaze Pe Ayi.
PATHAN- begam bandooq Or kartoos kahan H
Team Bhagi,
Pi6e Se PATHAN Ne Awaz di
Ruko Ye To Humare Bachon K Naam h.

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1ladke ne 1 ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya-
Teri smile me kya chamak hai
Teri smile me kya chamak hai
wo muskura k boli-Bhaiya mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI.

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Gandhi g ne shadi se phle
apni wife Kasturba g ko chhota sa letter likha
or Kasturba g Behosh ho gayi :
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Dear Kasturba,
I LOVE YOU
Tumhara
""BAPU""

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