Santa-Sir ap jab padhate ho to
mujhe mere pitaji ki yaad aa jata h.
Teachr-Acha,wo kyu..?
Santa-Unko bhi apki tarah padhana nai aata tha.
Santa Ghode Par Baithkar 'Red Light' Jump Kr Gaya,
Trafic Hawaldar Piche Bhaga,
Santa Ghode Ki Poonch Uthakar Bola -
Le Kar Le Number Note.
Santa to doctor:-
aapki nurse bahut acchi he
uska haath lagte hi, e teek ho gaya
doctor:- anta hu, tappad ki
aawaz muje b sunai di thi.
Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahiye,
God:tu Muslim h to KATRINA dunga,
Bania h to YANA GUPTA,
Pnjabi to KARINA,
Bol tera nam kya h,
S:Shekh Santa singh.
SanTa Dr.SaHaB,MeiN
CHaSHMa LaGa Ke PaDH To
SaKuNGa Na?
Dr:Haa,
BiLKuL
SanTa:THeeK He
Dr SaHaB
AaPNe AnPaDh AaDMi Ki
ZiNDaGi BaNa Di.
GULAB Ko B KAMAL Bna Dete
Uski 1 Ada Pe Gazal Bna Dete
Kambakt Pasand Nhi Aati Hume Ldkiya
Warna Girls Collage Ko Hi TAJMAHAL Bana Dete.
Dhire dhire apna bana gya hai koi
Pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya hai koi
ya khuda, ye pyar hi hai ya
phir se chuna laga gaya hai koi?
Sir: Achha insan wo hi hai jo dusro ke kaam aaye.
Pappu: Par sir, exam me na aap humare kaam aate hai aur
na hi kisi aur ko aane dete hai.
Principal : India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lagaya gaya?
Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :
.
.
DANDE par.
Teacher-JaWani aue Budhape.
Main Faraq Batao,
Santa-Jawani Main MobiLe Main
Haseeno K Numbers Hote Hain,
Aur Budhape
Main Hakeemo K.
BoY:Mere pAAs Apne DosT JAisi Car tO NAhi,
PAr TumHe Apni PalKo Pe BAitHA KAr GhuMAOnGA.
GAl:DiMag Ki DaHi MaT KAr
Tere DoSt Ka NumbEr dE.!!
Santa- Bhai Saahab. aap Akele Q Aaye,
Bhabhiji Ko Bhi Sath Le Aate..
Banta- Kaise Le Ke Aata.
Rail mein Visfotak Vastuyen Lana Mana Hai.
Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai super kings
ka coach banaya gaya.
Result-
CSK Won Fifa world cup,
Cricket world cup,Australian open, & WWE.
Boy: Kaha ja rahi ho?
Girl: Aatm-hatya karne
Boy: To itna MAKEUP kyu kiya hua hai ?
Girl: Abe ghonchu!
Kal newspapr me photo aegi na.
Boy-Aunty santa gharpe hai?
Aunty-Ha beta, abi abi aaya hai.
Maggi kha raha hai.Tujhe bhukh lagihai?
Boy-Ha
Aunty-totu bhi gharse kha ke Aa.
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