Funny SMS Collection 23

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Bhkt-Lakdi nai patTi
Baba-Last ladki kab&kaha deki thi
Bhkt-Aj subah mohalle me
Baba-Yhise kripa ruki hui h,
KalSe mohalle k bahr b muh maaro.

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Best Prank Call:-
Santa: ""Hello, dominos..??
"Yes sir,How can I help u...?"
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"Bhai Pizza ghar pe kese banau help karna yaar!

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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa
Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gye
Unhone dekha ki takat Pane K
Liye Hanumanji Rajanikant
Chalisa Padh Rhe The!

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Bhakt-Muje 3 dinSe POTTY nai aari
NirmalBaba-Konse toilet me jate ho?
Bhakt-Desi
Baba-Ab English me jana,
POTTY & KRIPA dono aani shuru hojygi.

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PYar HuWa iKrar HuWa Hai
PYarSe Fir Q DarTa Hai DiL
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Q Na Dare DiL
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Q Ki
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Aaj KaL K PyarSe BaDHTe Hai
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SirF MoBiLe Aur ReSauraNT Ke BiLL.

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Chota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai
jab koi saath nahi hota
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Aur lamba rasta B chota lagne lagta h
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jab
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"Kutte pichhe pad jate hai"

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Guide: Please Yahan Mat Baithiye,
Ye TIPU SULTAN Ka Singhasan Hai..
Santa: Don't Worry,
Jab Wo Aayega To Mai Uth Jaunga.

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Santa: Maine apne bete ka naam
America rakha hai.
Dost: Wo kyun?
Santa: Main duniya ko batana chahta
hun ke main America ka baap hu.

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Officer: Agar maidan me tumhare pass
gholiyan khatam ho jaye to tum kya karoge?
Santa: Janaab main awaze nikaloon ga
dhishkoon,
dhishkoon.

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Sarkari Pj:
Mantri:
Ye Road Humne Banwaya Hai,
Ye Road Hai SabSe Juda,
Santa:
Pagle Nazre Utha Kar Dekh
Tu Na Jaane Aas Paas Hai Khuda.

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Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola shahjahan ka pota,
Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola shahjahan ka pota,
Hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DOKRA deewana na hota.

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Santa:
Me yaha nhi rhunga mera paisa wapas kro
Itna chota kamra tum mujhe janwar smjhte ho kya
Waiter: sir kamre me to chaliye ye to Lift H.

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Jab bhi kisi Ladki ko Ladka
Public Place me Chhedta Hai,
Pata nahi par AasPaas k Sare Ladke
aur Admi Ladki k Bhai Ban Jate hai.

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1 Ladka Gadhe k Pair ke pass Gir pada,
Ladki Haske Boli Bade Bhai k Pair Choo rahe ho,
Ladka uthke Bola,
Bhabi Haso mt,
Bhaiya Naraz ho jaynge.

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Santa2Customber Care-Meri Bhains Meri Sim kha k Bhag Gayi hai
Cust Care-To hum kya kare?
Santa-Ji puchna tha Roaming to Nahi Lagegi Na.

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