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Funny SMS Collection 25




Santa:Jb Mai Paida Hua Tha Toh
Miltiary Walo Ne
51 Topein Chalayi Thi.
Banta:Kammaal Hai,
Sabka Nishaana Chook Gya??





Bhkt-xam me marks nai aate,
Baba-konsi Pen Se likte ho,
Bhkt-cello se,
Baba-Tabi kripa ruk rai h,
BrandedWali pen se liko kripa ani shuru hojygi.





Apne roop par itna gurur na karo,
ye sab 2 din ki hasti hai,
Tumhare chehre per tab tak masti hai,
jab tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai.





Kon kehta hai ki Guzra hua waqt
wapas nahi Aata..
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Aaj fir Antina hilaya toh
Fashi0n T.V clear Aa Gaya.





1Baccha Potty krne khule me gya,
Wha 1PIG betha tha,
PIG ko dekhkar baccha whase bina poty kie jane lga,
PIG chillaya,
Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakh.





(FIRE) Ko AAG KaHTe Hai,
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COBRA Ko NAAG KaHTe Hai,
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GARDEN Ko BAAG KaHTe Hai,
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Aur ""EXAMS"" Ke SaMaY jo KaaM Na kaRe
use DIMAG kehte Hai.





RoCkStAr:- Tute Huye DilSe Hi
Sangeet Nikalta Hai..
ExAmS:-Chhute Huye SyllabusSe Hi
Paper Nikalta Hai..





1 Sharabi Train Ki PATRI Par So Gaya
1 Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega
Sharabi-Saale Abhi AEROPLANE Upar Se Gaya,
Kuch Nahi Hua To TRAIN Kya Chiz Hai.





Aaj Raat Ko Beach pe Thumps up leke aajana..
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Tsunami expected hai..
Aaj kuch tufani karte hai.





Banta-Sir cockroch k liye powder loge kya?
Santa-Nhi,Hm cokroch ko itna lad-pyar nhi krte!
Aaj powder laga denge to kal Sala DEO mangega.





100cc Platina
135cc Yamaha
150cc Honda
220cc Pulsar
350cc Bullet
kuch bhi kharid lo
akhir pichha to
80cc ""SCOOTY""ka hi karna hai.





Ye zindagi bhut chhoti si hai so enjoy karo.
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kya pata.
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kab shadi ho jaye, Aur life tabah ho jaye..!





SanTa Pizza KHaNe GaYa...
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PiZZaWaLa:PiZZa K KiTNe TuKDe Karu,
4 Ya 8
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Santa:
4 Hi KarNa BHai,
8 To NaHi KHa PauNGa.





Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar
ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai.?
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Boy: sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hai.





Santa ki Maa:-
20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nhi Hui.
Press Reprter: Fir Apne Kya Kiya?
Maa:-Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to Papa ne Meri Shadi Karai.




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