Santa-Mushkil H School ki 'mem'se Pyar Karna
Banta-Q
Santa-Love Leter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Smaj k Check kr Diya Or Boli Speling pe Dhyan do.
GUSSE KA AANA MARD HONE KI NISHAANI HAI,
MAGAR
GHUSSE KO PI JANA
WO
""HUSBAND"" HONE KI NISHAANI HAI.
SHAYARI OF A THIEF
Mobile Night Plans Ne To Hume Bhuka Mar Diya He
Dosto
Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota He!
1 Ladka 1 Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hai.
Boy:
I Love U..
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
Boy
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir.
Ek bhooke chuhe ne ek aurat ka poora dress raat me kha liya..
Phir bhi wo chuha bhooka tha...
Kyu?
Q ki,
wo dress Mallika Sherawat ka tha.
Santa:Aap Mujhe School
Kyo Bhejti Hai ?
Mummy:Taki Tum Ek
Achchhe Insan Ban Sako
Santa:Lekin,
Teacher to Mujhe Hamesha
Murga Banati Hai .
Malinga ki Maa:
Beta..!
Haircut karne chal !!
Malinga: Kyun maa ?
Maa: Purane Pital ke Bartan dhone ke scruber
chahiye..!!
Teacher: why are you late?
Boy: Bike khrab ho gyee thi
Teach:Bus se nhi aa skte the?
Boy: Mai bol rah tha,
bt aapki ladki ke nakhre etne h.
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola-
""Waah, Kya Maal H..""
Ladki Hansi Or Boli-
.
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par
Hai to
Tere JIJA Ka na..
Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta
TOH
aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki
1 student sare subject padhe?
""JAGO Students JAGO"""
Boy-Apne school ki sunata hu 1 prem khani,
Ek thi topper jo thi percntage ki rani,
.
.
Fir
.
.
Fir kya?
Hmne pata li,
Aur
Fail ho gai Maharani.
Jo har sham tujhe ched jaye,
Jo har raat tere galon ko choom jaye,
Jo har subah tere kano me kuch keh jaye,
.
Usse maar de pagal
Wo MACHHAR h.
1Sharabi Apni Ankhe Daan Karne Gaya,
Nurse-Ku6 Kehna Chate Ho.?
Shrabi-Jisko b Ye Ankhe Lagao Use BtaDena ki
Ye 2Peg Pine K Bad Hi Khulti h.
Mallika Sherawat Bartan Bechne WaLi Ko
Apni Purani Dresses Dete Huye Boli,
""In Sb Ka Kya Milega?""
Bartan Wali:- Chammach Milega..Du Kya?
Tchar-jo mere Q. ka sahi ANS dega wo ghar ja sakta h,
Tabhi santa apna bag bahar fek deta h,
Tchar-wo bag kisne feka.
Santa-Mene. Ab me ghar jau.
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