Santa:Kya Re Banta Kaha Chal Diye..?
Banta:Kaarkhane Ja Raha Hu Re..
Santa:Are Sale Ullu Kise Banata Hai Tu,
Itni Badi Car Tu Kaise Khayga.?"
Matrimonials new Ad-
Rishte k liye""1""dabaye,
Mangni k liye""2"" dabaye,
Shadi k liye""3"" dabaye,
Or Love marriage k liye
MUMMY K Pair Dabaye.
Banta: Tumhara kutta rat bhar mujhe
sone nehi deta he. Puri rat chillata he.
Santa: tu mere kutte ko le kar Tensn mat le,
wo din me so leta he.
Ek ladka-ladki hotel main gaye.
Waiter- Kya loge?
Ladki- Sabjiyo waali gujiya.
Waiter- What?
Ladka- gaon ki hai sali,
SAMOSA mang rahi h..
Arz Kiya Hai,
MujhKo Samajh Na Aaya Aaj TaK Teacher Ka yE Funda.
Wah! Wah!
Mujhe Bana Deti Thi MURGA
Aur
Khud Copy pE Deti Thi Anda..:)
Teacher: Do u Know Avogadro's No.?
Student: Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki?
Teacher: Ladka
Student: Sorry Dude,
Mai Ladko k no. nahi rakhta.
PJ TIME:-
AiSa KoNSa Driver Hai JiSe Koi LiSCeNSe NHi CHaHiye?
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SoCHo
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SCreWDriVer.
An Interesting Thing About Tom & Jerry...???
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Poore Din Nange Ghumenge..
Lekin Nahaate Waqt Swimming Suit Pehn Ke Nahayenge.
Mote logo ke liye best message:
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I'm not fat;
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my stomach is ""3D"".
BiWi Ghusse Me=
dekh Lena Tumhe NaRaK Me Bi JaGaH NHi MiLegi..
Santa= Aree Thik Hai;
Waise Bhi Mai Har JaGaH Tere Sath Aana Bi NHi Chahta.
MaReeZ-DR.Sab MeRe UpaR WaLe
Daant Kide Kha rahe The,
Apne Niche WaLa DantQ
NiKaL Diya?
Dr-Are PaGaL Niche WaLe Pe Khade
Ho K Kha Rahe The.
During in Exam Hall
ek ladke ki shayri
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Bahut nazdeek hokar bhi wo itna door hai mujhse,
Ishara ho nhi sakta,
pukara ja nhi sakta...
Air hostess=
Sir ji ap kuch lenge?
Santa= namakpare,Boondi
&
1 cup tea.
Airhostess=
bhutni k tu plane mein baitha he ya
JAGRAN me?...
KiLLeR PJ..
Why does Bappi Lahiri never
cry.??
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Jab ghar mein pada ho sona,
phir kahe ka rona. ;)
Boy- can i hold ur hand
Girl- no
Boy- why.
Girl -coz it hurts wen u leave it..
Boy..maa kasam hmari acting aur inki
overacting.
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