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Funny SMS Collection 5 (eng)




What Is The Height Of Customer Care -
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Swiss Banks To Open An ATM In Tihar Jail.





I feel so thankful wen i buy a colorful lays packet of air
& d company is so kind enough 2 put sum chips in it
So dat d packet dosent fly.





Santa had a leakage in roof over d dining
Plumber askd-Sir,Wen did u notice it?
Santa-Last night wen it took me 3hrs 2 finish d soup.





I'm so famous that,
when i go to Mall
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Door opens itself.





We HaD MaNy OPTioNS 4SuCiDe
POISON
HANGING BY NECK
JUMPING FRM A BUILDING
COMING UNDER A TRAIN
BuT
We CHooSe 'PADHAI'
TaDaP TaDaP K MareNGe.





Dear Bank Authorities
I dnt understand y u attach chains 2 d PE!\!S @ d counter
If m trusting u wid my money,u shud trust me wid ur PE!\!S.





HEIGHT OF RECESSION
You Swipe The Card
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BaNk A.T.M Machine Shows This
Message
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""AGEY CHALO BABA""





When someone says,
""I love you""
& you dont feel the same way..
just say,
""I love YOUTUBE"" at a super fast speed..!





Funny But True:-
Mark Zukerberg brought more changes to Facebook,
than Mr. Manmohan Singh to our Nation!





Dat akward moment -
wen u send ""HAPPY WOMENS DAY"" sms
to ur frnd n.she replies "Wish u the same".





Breaking News:-
Sunny Leone to buy Imagine channel and relaunch it..
Now the name is changed to ""Nothing Left to Imagine"" channel.





Bank of Punjab ATM machine is
not working
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Coz
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sardar's wife put hair pin in Machine
When it said,
""Enter your PIN"""





Just got a text saying -
""Dont drink and drive,someone""is waiting for you at Home"".
Don't u think it's scary if u r living alone?





A couple of Taxi drivers fighting on the road
using all abusive words.
I felt like watching Virat Kohli celebrating his century.





Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..
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Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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""New Father"""




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