Funny SMS Collection 7 (eng)

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Robber to Akshay Kumar:- HandsUp! Giv me all ur Money.
Akshay- Beware! I hav a Black Belt in Karate.
Robber- Ok. Then give me that too.

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That confusing moment in exam,
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When everyone is using a calculator
and you don't know why. 0.O.

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Two girls were driving 2 Disneyland.
The sign read: ""Disneyland LEFT.
So they started crying & returned home.
(smart girls)

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Santa went2 a Mobile Company 4Intrview.
He Was Immediatly Kickd Out,Aftr 1st ques.
Que.-
Which is Most Famous Network?
Santa-Cartoon Network.

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Awkward M0ment :)
Ur cell phone ring in a full volume at a funeral.
&
The best part..:
Ur ringtone being,
""IT'S THE TIME TO DISCO!""

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The easiest way 2 remOve facebook's timeline from ur profile...
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Is to Use FACEBOOK on MOBILE...

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Difference of Nature:
Two girlz wearing same T-Shirt
Response-""Kamini COPIED MY STYLE""
2 boyz wearing same T-Shirt,Response:""O Mera Bhai"""

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Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name
her Neha.
Doctor: I'm
sorry, but that name's
already taken. May I
suggest Neha101 or 34Neha.

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What's the difference between
Anil kapoor and a bear (bhaalu)?
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Anil kapoor has more
chest hair.

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RaJni FaCts;
RaJnikaNth Can CoOk HiS 2 miNute Noodles in 1 miNute.

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