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Funny SMS Collection 9 (eng)




2 Lovers decided to Suicide...
boy jumped first..:(
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Girl didnt jump.
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From that day started the concept of.
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Ladies first...





Awesome one:-
If Anil Kapoor had a football team,
it would be called ""ManChestHair United"" !!





If you fall, I will be there for you.
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Great lines said by...
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- Floor





Merit of being single-
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U can change ur imaginary lover whenever u want!!





Best Break Up Ever:
A Boy Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
GrlFrnd: Wat Was That For?
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Boy: Its ""OVER""..!





Lines you can say after falling
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I didn't fall, I attacked the floor. :D
Isse Thodi Awkwardness kam feel hogi..





Womens are like fruits.
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Every women has her own.unique taste and color.
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The problem is the men.
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They seem.to LOVE
FRUIT SALAD.





Attitude Of Youth
We R MOre Brilliant Than Einstein & Newton..
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It's Just dey Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent.





This quote describes condition of classrooms...
Everything is much more funnier when we are not allowed to laugh..





MUSIC TEACHER: What is ur favorite
musical instrument?
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FAT KID: "The lunch bell".




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