If ur Wife kises u,
Every Time u Come home,Its Not Affection..
Its Inspection Of Daaru, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS..
Be Careful.
Janhit Me Jaari!
SoNu At MeDiCaL SToRe:i NeeD PoiSoN.
MAN:i Cnt seLL u UNTiL u HaVe PreScriPTion.
SoNu SHoWeD HiS WeDinG Card.
MAN:SiR BaDi BoTaL Du Ya ChoTi.
Girlfriend: Are your sure that you love
me
only?
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Boyfriend: Yes, I have checked my whole list
again.
Fun Time:-
""SunGlasses"": Allowing you to stare at
people without getting caught..
In Short Facebook ki tarah hai
in real life...!!
Rajnikanth's Fb Status -Those who Wont Lyk This Status
Wont B Able 2 Use Fb anymore.
Notification -Mark Zuckerberg & Million Othrs Lyk Dis.
I Called your number so many times,
it said SWITCHED OFF.
Student said : ya... It's my caller TUNE !
Principal shock !
Student rock...
History always Tells a Story....
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Thats why you must Delete it Before your PARENTS uses
the Computer!
Do not depend on your friend,
who himself depends on some other friend,
to wake you up for a morning lecture.
Na Wo Ja Payega Na Tum.
PJ is Back..
A rat and a bat had a one night stand.
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Both of them forgot about it..
why?
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Rat gayi bat gayi.:
How to keep Dreams Alive?
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Keep pressing ""Snooze"" Button..
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