PJ TIME:-
Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta
Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai
sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe
channel hai.
Snta-Yar Shadi K Jode Kon bnata H?
Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate H.
Santa-O teri,Yaar Galti Ho Gayi
Banta-Kya?
Santa-Mai To Darji Ko De Aya..
DR- Mene Aisa CREAM Dhundha h
Jo Lagao to 40years ki Lady 20 ki Lage
Frnd:Toh KHUB Bikta Hoga?
Dr: No
Koi Lady Apne Ko 40 ki Samje_Tabhi Na!
Smart praposal-
Girl-ek game khelu?
boy-ok. but hide n seek nahi.
Girl-why?
Boy-coz tere jaisi ladki mujhe
dhundhne par bhi nahi milegi. :)
Stdent-Mai kaisa lgta hu
Mam-So Sweet
Stdnt-To mai mom dad ko apke ghr beju
Madam-q
stdent-taki wo hmari bat chlaye
Mam-What
stdent-Tuson ki.
Agar dunia ko kuch kr dikhana h To,
Hathi ke upar ulta khda ho kr photo khichwao,
Ab photo ko ulta kr k duniya walo ko dikhao.
Rula dene wali shayari-
jUg sUnA sUnA lAgE
jUg sUnA sUnA lAgE
rO mAt yAAr
jUg mE pAnI bhArLE
fIr
jUg bhArA bhArA lAgEgA..:D
I Used To Hate Red Lights
Before
Text Messaging Was Invented.
Ab har signal be gaadi neutral pe hoti hai
aur log mobile pe hote hai..:D
Ek Aadmi- Beta Tumhari Umr Kya Hai?
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Bachcha-Ji, Ghar Me 14,
School Me 12,
Train me 7,
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FACEBOOK Pe 18 saal.... :D :P
Mther to Doctor on phone-
Mere Bachhe ko current lga hai me kya karu?
Dctor-phle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya krein
ki apke waha bijli aa rhi he.
The hidden smothy jasmine came drunked lonely
Samjhe nahi chalo hindi me
Chikni Chameli chup k akeli pauaa chada k aayi
Improve ur english...
SHAKESPEARE Said..!!
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Meri maa ki Kasam maine itni baatein nahi kahi..
yeh log khudse bana bana k kehte hai.. :D :P
LaDKa:MuZe Ek BeHaD KhuBSuraT LaDKIi Ki TaLaSH Hai
LaDKi:Lo Mai Aa Gai
LaDKa-Thik Kiya Yaar
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ChaLo Ab Use KHojNe Me Meri HeLp Karo.
Being in a relationship is a tough task!
Pehle apni GF ko dusro ki nazrose bachao
Fir dusro ki GF ko apni nazrose bachao..
its v.diffcult!!
'Rang_De_Basanti' FiLm Dekh Santa Ko Bada Ghussa Aaya
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Pata Hai Q?
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Santa Ka KeHna Tha..
Puri FiLm Me Basanti Ko DiKHaya Hi NaHi.
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