4 boys on bike.
Police-triple riding is banned aur Tum 4 baithe ho?
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Boys shocked,Look behind
nd says-salo,Panchwa kaha gir gya?......
Height of Torture-
Bf-aaj i am very tensed.
mood kharab hai.
sir bhi dukh raha hai.
Gf-hmmm! Acha wo sab chodo,
ye dekho!! mera naya purse!
DeCeNT THoUGHT 4 aLL tHe GiRLs:
""Agar HusBanD BHaGWaN SaMaan Hota Hai Toh..
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BoyFriend Bhi CHota-Mota DEVTA Maana Hi jA Sakta Hai.!""
Dillagi Abhi Na Karo Dard Hi Paoge
Bit Gaya Waqt To Yad Krke Rote Hi Jaoge
Karni Hi Hai To PADHAYI Karo
Exam""Me Kya Mere sms Likh Kr AaoGe..
Hum gujre unki gali se ajib ittefak tha,
Hum gujre unki gali se ajib ittefak tha,
Unhone feka Hum pe phool,
Lekin kambakht gamla bhi sath Tha.
Santa- Mere jamun k ped k niche
Gulab ka ped kyu laga rahe ho?
Banta- is liye ki Dono ped milkar hame
GULAAB JAAMUN Denge. :D
In Xams-
1st Frnd continously askin""Kutte kuch bta de""
2nd-""Muje khud ghanta kuch ata h""
1st-""Toh apne baap ko luv lettr likhra H?""
Santa:Zara si dil me de jagah tu.
Banta:Thodi aur jagah ho to,
mere liye bhi mang lena,
""Ghar ka kiraya bahut badh gaya hai""
Iss dunia mein har ladke ki
zindagi ka 1 he maksad H.
Khud bhale aawara ho
lekin ladki sharif chahiye...
Boy-Mcdonld Chle?
Grl-Phle iski spelling btao phir chalenge
Boy-Acha fir KFC Chle?
Grl-Iski fullform bata do
Boy-Rhne Do,
Panipuri Khate Hain..
Our Heart Is The Greatest Kameena In The World..
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Saala Usi Ke Liye Pareshan Rahega,
Jo Bhaav Nahi Deti...!
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