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Funny SMS Collection 32




Bivi-maine tumhe bagair dekhe shadi ki.
Cn u believe that?
Husband-or meri himmat to dekho..
maine tumko dekhne k baad Bhi tumse shadi ki :D





Ek bhikari bhagwan ko;
He bhagwan, Muje khane ke liye aisa kuch do,
Jo khane par bhi khatam na ho.
bhagwan: ye lo beta
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""CHINGAM"""





Who is d most inspirational person after our parents??
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Bus Conducter !!
""CHALIYE CHALIYE, AAGE BADHIA AAGE"" :D





Teacher to santa: Tumne Home work
kyu nahi kiya...?
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Deadly answer given by
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Santa: Sir hum to hostel me rahte h..





Hutch k CEO ne mujse kha-
Satish Apse smart duniya me bahut milenge,
Agar nahi mile to hum apna naam badal lenge.
Fir kya? Hutch is now
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"VODAFONE"





1sardar ko puri raat macharon ne bahut parishan kiya.
12Baje uski khopdi ghumi.
Sardar ne zeher piya or bola,
Ab kato salo sab k sab maroge..





Yaar aj kall mai bohat pareshaan hoo..
Neend nahi ati Sakooun nahi ata?
Doctor ne kaha hai k Tumhey
Vitamine SHE ki zarurat hai?..





Apni Girl Friend ki Shadi Me Gaya To Ye Ehsas Hua,
ki
khana Achchha Ho To Mohabbt Bhi Fiki Lagti Hai.
 (',')
 <) )-> 4 Plate
_/  |_ khake Maja aa gaya.





Ek budiya,bus conductor ko roz bheege kaju bdam khane ko deti thi
Cdtr: AMMA ap mujhe roz q khilati ho,
Budiya: Beta dant to rhe ni or chuskr fekna thik ni lagta.





Girl:Tum Mere Sapno Me, Khwabo Me,
Jazbaato Me, Rahte Ho.
SANTA: Tumko kisi Ne Bewakuf Bnaya Hai bahen,
Mai to""GHAR""Me Rahta Hu..!!





Tota udd ---- Udda
Maina Udd ---- Udda
Cheel Udd ---- Udda
KIngfisher Udd ---- Udda.....!!!
Out.... out.... out.....!!!




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