Police K PaAs Dande H
Murgi K PAas Ande H
Wah_Wah
Wah_Wah
Police K PAas Dande H
Murgi K PAas Ande H
Fir $E SO Jao Dost Aj To SUNDAY H..
Girl-Santa ji apke paas mobile h
to phir apne mujhe letter kyu bheja?
Santa- Oye maine tujhe phone kiya tha
par usnekaha Plz try letter!
Boy-Hum 45 Bhai Behen H
Grl-Kya?
Tumhare Ghar
Popultion Control Wale Ny Aaye?
B-Aye The
Hum Padh Rhe The
Wo Tution Class Smaj K Chale Gye:-)
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade
I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?
Banta: (Fakr ke saath)
O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu.
Ek din jb vo hmse mile to bole
kya hme yaad krte ho.??
Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna aasaan hota
to hm apni class me top na kr lete.!!
Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho
Santa-Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho GaiHo
Wife-Me To Maa Banne Wali Hu
Santa-Me Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu.
Snta-Tune Uss Ldki K
Liye Cigrate Chor di
Bnta-Ha
S-Daru
B-Ha
S-Jua
B-Ha
S-To Shadi Q Nhi Ki
B-Itna Sudhar Gya Tha
Ki UssSe B Achi Mil gayi.
Pujari ko dusst lag gaye
Dr. k pass gya.
Dr. ne dwa di to pujari ne pucha
parhej kya karu
Dr. bola bus aarti k waqt shank zor se mat bajana.
Girl : iss week roz movie dekhenge,
Next week roz shopping karenge,
Boy : uske next week roz mandir jayenge.
Girl : wo q.?
Boy : bheek mangne..
Pagal:Tum Muslim ho na?
Sardar:Nhi Mai Sardar hu
Pagal:Nhi tum Muslim ho
Gusse Me Sardar-Ha Ha mai Muslim Hi hu
Pagal-Par Lagte to Sardar ho..
Kaun Kehta Hai ""Ladki Hasi Means Fasi""
Arz Kia Hai
Muskurana To Har Ldki Ki Ada Hai
Wah Wah
Use Jo Mohbat Samjhe Wo Sbse Bda Gadha Hai..
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