143 means?
Do u want 2 know
what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED N FORTY THREE
2morrow I will teach u 144.
Risk is my life
Possible is my luv
Imposible is my aim
Dangerous is my game
Dnt ply wth me bcz
SMS KING is my Name.
Kingfisher Employee:
sir 4 d Past 15 Days
Not a Single Bottle Has Been Sold.
Vijay Malya:
Call University & Ask Them 2 Announce Results.
I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless
And I Like u
Bcoz... u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..:-
Felt bad? Cum'on yar, Its just A
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Fact..not a joke!
9 messages 4 u
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Hi!
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How r u?
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Hope u r ok
4
Miss u!
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Miss me?
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B happy!
7
Take care
8 . Bye!
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Ab mat kehna ki mai yaad nahi Karta.
Next generation child will sing
Twinkl-2 little cigar,
i just went to royal bar,
whisky's rates r up so high,
so drink beer with chicken fry.
There Is Nothing Greater Than
'PARENTS' In This World..
So..
GO N GET MARRIED FAST N BECOME PARENTS.
Think Different..
Do Different..
At the beginning of relationship,
Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD,
Later somehow alphabets get reversed..
U r a Rose 4All Tree.
U r a Smile 4All Face.
U r a Water 4All Hills.
U r a SWEET Brother 4All Beautiful Girls.
Tchr-How much is 5 Auto Rickshaw + 5 Auto Rickshaw
Stdnt-One Volkswagen.
Tchr-How?
Stdnt-5 Auto + 5 Auto = Das Auto
Das Auto = Volkswagen.
Beauty of Vodka:It looks lik Water!!
Beauty of School:Water Bottles are Allowed
Irony of Life:We didn't Realize This During Our School Days."
My Style of Proposing-
Me-""So you like water..?""
Gal-""Yes""
Me-""Nice you are already liking 61.8% of me.
Why doesn't Bangladesh have an olympic team.??
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Because all those who can jump,
swim and run have already crossed the border.
A letter by a student:
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Dear BOARD of Education,
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I'm also BORED of Education..
An Elephant Wz Standing in A Queue..
Suddenly He Turns Bck & Says Something 2 The Ant Standing Behind Him..
Guess What?
Dont Push Ya Plz!!"
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