Funny SMS Collection 11

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Dad-Beta chhod de ye
Facebook,
ye tuje
roti
nahi dene wali..
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Me-Ha papa ye mujhe roti nahi dene wali
par
roti banane wali
degi.

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ULtimate Lines By a Broken Heart:
WoH Mujhe MiL Kar ROyA Etna Ki
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""Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ke Meri HASi Nikal Gayi.

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Dad-Aj tk tune koi aisa kam kiya h
jis'e mera sir uncha hua ho
Beta-1 bar apke sar k niche)

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gye.

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In 1960-Agar tu aaj aur abhi mujhe
milne ayega to hi KiSs milegi.

In 2012-Agar aaj aur abhi 100 rs ka
recharge krwayega to hi KiSs milegi.;)"

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Kanjus ladki Dukandar se-
Aisa sabun do jo kam ghise aur
nahane ke baad chehre pe laali laye
Dukandar naukar se-Madam ko 1 eet ka tukda dedo!"

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Kaun banega crore pati :
1crore ka swal ye rha apke screen per:
Q - Wo 2 log kaun hain?
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Jo Nokia mobile on karne pr haath milate hain?

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Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screnwala mobile liya
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Kyu?
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Qki Vo dekhna chahta tha k phone on hone par
kaun 2 log hath milate hai..

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Judge (Chor Ki 10vi Pesi)

Is Baar Tujhe Kadi Se Kadi Saja Dunga
Chor- Aisa Mat Karo,
Mai To Aapka Permanent Customer Hu,
Kuch To Discount do"

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Tc:Ticket Dikhao.
Pintu:Kahi Kho Gaya Hai.
Tc:Koi Aisa Bahana Banao Jisme Dam Ho.
Pintu:Toh Aap Hi Bata Do,
Main Is Mamle Me Anari Hu.

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Nayan Or Vimal Do Bhai Staion Pe Khade The,
1Bus Ayi Vimal Chad Gaya kyun ?
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Kyun ki Bus Pe Likha Tha ""ONLY VIMAL""

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Gabbar:Thakur Ye MobiLe Humko De De
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Thakur:Dekh Yr Hath-Pair Ka Mazak Thik H
MobiLe Se Majak Masti Nhi,
Facebok ChaLu H Or Bsanti OnLine H"

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Kabhi Kabhi Yu hi Sochta Hu,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab Ki Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rikshey aur Taxi Ka Kiraya.

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Glass tute to kya awaj aati he?
Crush?
No
Thish?
Nahi yar
"tod dal, sab kuch tod dal"

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GOLU- Mene Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha,
Dukandr- To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi NikLi
GOLU- Mahina Ho Gya Khet Me Boye
Ab Tk Murgi Nai Ugi."

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Father(bete ko samjaate hue): Beta facebook se b Hatke ek Duniya hai
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Son:really papa?
Zara link
to share Karo..!

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