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Funny SMS Collection 11




Dad-Beta chhod de ye
Facebook,
ye tuje
roti
nahi dene wali..
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Me-Ha papa ye mujhe roti nahi dene wali
par
roti banane wali
degi.





ULtimate Lines By a Broken Heart:
WoH Mujhe MiL Kar ROyA Etna Ki
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""Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ke Meri HASi Nikal Gayi.





Dad-Aj tk tune koi aisa kam kiya h
jis'e mera sir uncha hua ho
Beta-1 bar apke sar k niche)

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gye.





In 1960-Agar tu aaj aur abhi mujhe
milne ayega to hi KiSs milegi.

In 2012-Agar aaj aur abhi 100 rs ka
recharge krwayega to hi KiSs milegi.;)"





Kanjus ladki Dukandar se-
Aisa sabun do jo kam ghise aur
nahane ke baad chehre pe laali laye
Dukandar naukar se-Madam ko 1 eet ka tukda dedo!"





Kaun banega crore pati :
1crore ka swal ye rha apke screen per:
Q - Wo 2 log kaun hain?
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Jo Nokia mobile on karne pr haath milate hain?





Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screnwala mobile liya
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Kyu?
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Qki Vo dekhna chahta tha k phone on hone par
kaun 2 log hath milate hai..





Judge (Chor Ki 10vi Pesi)

Is Baar Tujhe Kadi Se Kadi Saja Dunga
Chor- Aisa Mat Karo,
Mai To Aapka Permanent Customer Hu,
Kuch To Discount do"





Tc:Ticket Dikhao.
Pintu:Kahi Kho Gaya Hai.
Tc:Koi Aisa Bahana Banao Jisme Dam Ho.
Pintu:Toh Aap Hi Bata Do,
Main Is Mamle Me Anari Hu.





Nayan Or Vimal Do Bhai Staion Pe Khade The,
1Bus Ayi Vimal Chad Gaya kyun ?
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Kyun ki Bus Pe Likha Tha ""ONLY VIMAL""





Gabbar:Thakur Ye MobiLe Humko De De
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Thakur:Dekh Yr Hath-Pair Ka Mazak Thik H
MobiLe Se Majak Masti Nhi,
Facebok ChaLu H Or Bsanti OnLine H"





Kabhi Kabhi Yu hi Sochta Hu,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab Ki Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rikshey aur Taxi Ka Kiraya.





Glass tute to kya awaj aati he?
Crush?
No
Thish?
Nahi yar
"tod dal, sab kuch tod dal"





GOLU- Mene Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha,
Dukandr- To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi NikLi
GOLU- Mahina Ho Gya Khet Me Boye
Ab Tk Murgi Nai Ugi."





Father(bete ko samjaate hue): Beta facebook se b Hatke ek Duniya hai
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Son:really papa?
Zara link
to share Karo..!




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