Funny SMS Collection 14

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Jab rote He to koi haal tAk nhi puchhta he
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Thoda sa hans kya lo to ghar wale kehte H.
Kiska msg aaya H.?
("",)/
<(( uff itna
_/ \ shak"

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Mantralay ki Aag fire brigade
walo Se bujh nhi rhi thi.
Rajnikanth whase guzra 5 min me Aag bujh gyi
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Qki usne galtise MUTRALAY pad liya tha.

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Nurse-Mubarak ho,
aapke ghar Ladka paida hua hai.
Santa- ye kaisi Technology hai,
Bivi meri Hospital me h,
aur ladka ghar paida hua hai.

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GirLfriend Ka Antim Sanskar Krne K Bad
Ldka Jb Ghar Jane Laga Tbhi Tufan Aaya,
BijLi Tadki, BadaL Garajne LagE.!
Ladka-LAGTA H PAHUCH GAYI.

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AngreJ Ko Machhar Kaat Raha Tha,
Usne""Light Band kar di,
Tabhi""Room Me Jugnu Aya,
Angrej-Oh No
India Ka Machhar Sala Torch Lekar Dhund Raha H..

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Cinema Ka Manager Apna Hath Jyotishi Ko Dikha Raha Tha
Jyotishi:Jajman,Apni Pasand Ka Koi Phul Bataye.
Mngr Ne Turant Kaha Maharaj,
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Houseful.

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Kaminey friends..
WHEN I JOKE
they take it seriously..
WHEN I M SERIOUS
Nalayk has has k feelings ki dhajiya uda dete h.

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Akbar Se Salim Bola,
Apne Ghar Me Disko Kyo Nhi Khola,
Aj Apki Galti Ki Saza Mujhe Bhugatni Pdi,
Kyonki
Chod Chad K Apne Salim Ki Gali Anarkali disko Chali.

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Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
Oye extra pen hai kya?
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Banta:Ek hi h,
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Santa:Abe Ek hi chahiye.

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Dabang2 diaLoge out-
Sahab Gaadi chaLa Ne SeDarr Nahi Lagta..
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PetroL bharvane Se DarrLagta H..

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BoyFriend GirlFriend Se-
Videsho Me TaLak Lena Kitna Aasan Hai Na,
GirlFriend- Haa,
Tabhi To Waha Shaadi Ke Waqt Ladkiya Nahi Roti H.

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ROWDY SMS-
Jab mai SMS karta Hu,
To samjho mai tumhe yaad kar raha hu,
Or jab me SMS nhi karta,
To smjho me tumhe""DEFNITLY"" yaad kar raha hu.

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Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
S:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayi mast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni h.

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Ladkiya2type ki hoti he:
1.Boring-Jo dhup wale din chatri leke jati h,
2.Intresting-Jo barish k din jaanbujh ke
chatri ghar bhul jati he.

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Kaisi Bahu Chahti Ho?
Doli:Vinamra, Sahansheel, Samajhdar Aur Kamkaji.
Mai Nahi Chhti Ki Jo Kasht Meri Sas Ne Uthae H,
Vo Mi Bhi Uthau.

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