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Funny SMS Collection 14




Jab rote He to koi haal tAk nhi puchhta he
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Thoda sa hans kya lo to ghar wale kehte H.
Kiska msg aaya H.?
("",)/
<(( uff itna
_/ \ shak"





Mantralay ki Aag fire brigade
walo Se bujh nhi rhi thi.
Rajnikanth whase guzra 5 min me Aag bujh gyi
.
Qki usne galtise MUTRALAY pad liya tha.





Nurse-Mubarak ho,
aapke ghar Ladka paida hua hai.
Santa- ye kaisi Technology hai,
Bivi meri Hospital me h,
aur ladka ghar paida hua hai.





GirLfriend Ka Antim Sanskar Krne K Bad
Ldka Jb Ghar Jane Laga Tbhi Tufan Aaya,
BijLi Tadki, BadaL Garajne LagE.!
Ladka-LAGTA H PAHUCH GAYI.





AngreJ Ko Machhar Kaat Raha Tha,
Usne""Light Band kar di,
Tabhi""Room Me Jugnu Aya,
Angrej-Oh No
India Ka Machhar Sala Torch Lekar Dhund Raha H..





Cinema Ka Manager Apna Hath Jyotishi Ko Dikha Raha Tha
Jyotishi:Jajman,Apni Pasand Ka Koi Phul Bataye.
Mngr Ne Turant Kaha Maharaj,
.
Houseful.





Kaminey friends..
WHEN I JOKE
they take it seriously..
WHEN I M SERIOUS
Nalayk has has k feelings ki dhajiya uda dete h.





Akbar Se Salim Bola,
Apne Ghar Me Disko Kyo Nhi Khola,
Aj Apki Galti Ki Saza Mujhe Bhugatni Pdi,
Kyonki
Chod Chad K Apne Salim Ki Gali Anarkali disko Chali.





Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
Oye extra pen hai kya?
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Banta:Ek hi h,
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Santa:Abe Ek hi chahiye.





Dabang2 diaLoge out-
Sahab Gaadi chaLa Ne SeDarr Nahi Lagta..
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PetroL bharvane Se DarrLagta H..





BoyFriend GirlFriend Se-
Videsho Me TaLak Lena Kitna Aasan Hai Na,
GirlFriend- Haa,
Tabhi To Waha Shaadi Ke Waqt Ladkiya Nahi Roti H.





ROWDY SMS-
Jab mai SMS karta Hu,
To samjho mai tumhe yaad kar raha hu,
Or jab me SMS nhi karta,
To smjho me tumhe""DEFNITLY"" yaad kar raha hu.





Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
S:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayi mast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni h.





Ladkiya2type ki hoti he:
1.Boring-Jo dhup wale din chatri leke jati h,
2.Intresting-Jo barish k din jaanbujh ke
chatri ghar bhul jati he.





Kaisi Bahu Chahti Ho?
Doli:Vinamra, Sahansheel, Samajhdar Aur Kamkaji.
Mai Nahi Chhti Ki Jo Kasht Meri Sas Ne Uthae H,
Vo Mi Bhi Uthau.




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