SMS woh gyan hai jo bantne par badhta hai,
Isliye hey prani tu bill ka moh tyag kar de aur SMS kar,
Isi main tera manushya janm safal hoga.
JudGe-TuMne Din Me ChOri Karne Ki HiMMat KaiSe Ki
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ChOr-MujhE iS Baat Ka Darr Tha Ki
Raat Ko aKeLa Paa Kar KOi Mujhe Loot Na Le.
Biwi Nind Me ZorSe ChiLayi
JLdi Utho Mera Pati Aa Gaya
SUFi Utha KhidkiSe Kud Gya
Fir Use Yad Aya
Sala Me Hi Uska pati hu.
Santa ne cafe me 1 ldki se
I LUV U kaha,
Ldki ne maara chata or boli,kya bola?
toh Santa ROTE HUE bola
Jab suna nahi tune to Q maara?
Ek bacche se kisine sawal kia.
Billi puch q hilati h?
Bacche ne itminan se jawab dia,
isliye Ki puch Billi ki h,
tere Baap ki nhi.
Golden Word:
Agar Tum UsSe
Na Pa Sako JisSe Tum Pyar Karte Ho To
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Sharam Karo
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lao Number Muze Do
Mai Try karta Hu.
Santa Shopkeeper Se: Aapke Paas Colour TV Hai?
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai.
Santa: To Mujhe Green Wala Dijiye.
12sal ka ldka-1 Bidi ka Bundle dena
Dukandar-kya is umar me hi bidi pine lga
Boy-Nhi chote bhai ke liye h
mere liye 1 Gold flake de.
Girl-Mujhpar Shayri Kro
Boy-In Kali Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera
In Kali Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera
Ho Jao Takli Aur Krdo Savera.
""HeY BHaGWaN KaiSa Ye TreND""
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WaH-WaH
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""HeY BHaGWaN KaiSa Ye TreND""
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DiL Mera CHura Ke BoLi:
""DuDe,We R JuST FrNDZzz...!!
Hum ne unse pucha ki vaado aur yaado me kya fark he?
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To wo bole
""Bhai mere ko nahi pata,
tu google pe search kar le""
Kya Apki SkiN GarMi Me DhuL MiTTi Se EffecT Ho RaHi H
To Har RoJ SubaH LaGaYe
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""ASIAN PAINT""
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Jo DhuL MiTTi Ko TikNe Na De..
Pappu ka ladka: I'm a
complan boy...
Pappu ki ladki: I'm a
complan girl...
Pappu: Paida maine kiya
or naam kisi or ka..
Santa ladki dekhne gaya ~
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Ladki KE baap ne puchha-Beta,
Sharab pite ho?
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santa-Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga,
abhi to sirf chaY chalegi.
Me jab Bhi Phone krti hu,
tum Shaving kar rahe hote ho,
Din me kitni bar krte ho?
Boy 30-40bar.
Girl-Pagal ho kya
Boy-Pagal nhi "Naai hu".
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