Funny SMS Collection 20

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Agr Aapko Koi Bi Anjan Parcel Mile To Kripya Use N Khole
Usme Meri Photo Ho Sakti He.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Aapko Mera Diwana Bana Sakti H.

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Wife : shadi se phle ap mujhe kitne gift diya krte the?
Ab kyo nhi dete?
Hsbnd : fish pkdne k bad bhi machera use chara deta h kya?

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Hamesha Apani Lover Ka Photo Purse Mai Rakhana.
Jab Bhi Tum Mushkil Me Ho Wo Photo Dekhana,
Tume Lagega Ke Koi Bhi Mushkil Isse Badi Nahi Hai.

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Jeevan me agr bahut pareshan ho gye,
to 1 lambi rassi lo aur 1 badey ped pe bandh k
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jhula jhulo yaar enjoy kro..
B positive!

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Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai.

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Jo roz apne maa-papa ki seva dil se krta h...
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uski...
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LOVE marriage mai zyada dikkate nhi aati..!!

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Tufani Barish Adhi Raat..
Husband pizza lene aaya .
Waiter :aap married he?
Husband:kutte aisi tufani barish me
kon maa apne bacche ko pizza lene bhejegi..

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1ladka apne tote se bola mithu jlebi khaega?
Tota:apne bap ko khila sale,
pehle mirchi khila khila ke ulcer kar diya
ab kya diabities karvaega.

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2 meel Dur Se AGar Ho JaYe LaDKi Ka DiDar
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WAH-WAH-
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2 MeeL Dur Se AGar Ho jaYe LaDKi Ka DiDar
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ToH LuNa BHi aiSe BHaGe jaiSe KarizMa ZMR.

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Garib ne tajmahal ki har diwar ko dekha,
Har minar ko dekha, har khidki ko dekha
Or bola.
Maa kasam sacchi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.

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Agar ""EXAM"" Me Paper Kathin Ho To
Ankhe Band Karo,
Gehari Saans Lo Or Zor Se KaHo-
Ye Subject Bahut Mazedar H,
Hum Ise AgLe SaaL Fir Padenge.

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Ek sharabi ki daastaan..
Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!
Par...
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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege.

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BiVi Ko Thappad markar pati Bola-
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli-
aap kya smjte he, mai apse pyar nhi krti..

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Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao
jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya...
Santa -
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING..

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Be ready 2 blow up ur mind-
Bataaye sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??
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Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai.

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