PJ TIME-
BacCha:-MaMu, Mai yE Amrood Kha Lu.?
MaMu:-Haan Beta, DiL KhoL Ke Khao..
BacCha:-Nahi Mai tO Muh KhoL Ke Khaunga.
BF:Maine Cheating ki hai.
GF:Mai Konsa Tujse Pyar krti hu,
2 Saal se Cheat hi to kar rahi hu,
BF Roty Huye Mai Exams ki Baat kar raha tha.
Wife Husband se:- Mai tumhari jindagi ki "kitab" hu,
Husband:- Yahi to "Afsoos" Hai,
"Calender" hoti to har sal change to kar leta.
Patni- Jab Akal Bant Rahi Thi,
Us waqt Aap Kahan The?
Pati- Gehri Saans Lete Huye Priye,
Us Samay Hamare Tumhare Fere Ho Rahe The.
Wo jo mehboob ki yaad mein jaagte hai tanha raaton ko.
Sirf wo hi bta sakte hai k
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Kaun se mobile ki battery zyada chaltihai.
Na Jane Ye JHuti Duniya Kaha Ja Rhi hE,
wA wA
Na Jane Ye JHuti Duniya Kaha Ja Rhi hE,
INSAN Khud PAAD K Kehta hE
Ye BADBU Kaha Se Aa Rhi hE.
Aaj grlfrnd ne kiya kIsS or jal gye LiPs,
Wah..Wah
Aaj grlfrnd ne kiya kisS or jal gye Lips
Qki wo kha kr ayi thi
BINGO RED CHILY CHIPS.
Gf nd bf ka 1 hi college ya school me sath rehne se kya fayda hota hai
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Socho
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Ans:-result 100% ho na ho per Attendance 100% rehti h.
Tchr-pani ka formula btao
Stdnt-H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4+AlCl3+Na OH+KOH+HNO3+HCL+CO2
Tcher-Ye answer galat h.
Studnt-
MAM YE NAALE KA PAANI HAI.
Doctor to engg. student:apke report me cancer ki ganth aai hai
(engg. bahut roya)
Bad me doctor ne pu6a:re-checking me to nikal jayegi na?
1 ladke ne ek ladki kO call ki
Boy:I LOVE U Jaan
Girl-Sacchi
BOy-Mucchi
Girl:ek 100ka recharge krwa do plZ..
BOy-Sorry didi
Rong number.
Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl-kya mai apko jnti hu
Boy-jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aya hu.
mirchi lagi h drame baad me kr liyo.
SanTa gusse se: Waiter.!
Chiken biryani me chiken hi nhi he.?
Waiter: Sahab, Gulab jamun me kon sa Gulab hota he?
SanTa: Ha yaar sorry.
Santa To Shopkeeper: Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao..
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-Shopkeeper Ne Flag Dikhaya.
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-Santa:Isme Aur Colour Dikhao..
Bus Conductor: Bacho Ki Umar Kya Hai?
Santa: 2 Saal, 2.5 Saal Aur 3 Saal.
Conductor: Saale Umar Chahe Kam Bta, Par
'GAP' Toh Thik Se De.
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