Mantri Jee 2 Santa: ELECTION Aa Gaye Hai Jee..
Dhyaan Rakhna.. Mai Khada Hu!
Santa: Oh Jee Khade Kyun Ho?
Baith Jao, Apna Hi Ghar Hai..
Hostel Life:
Dude 1-""Oye Subah Class Jaaye Toh Utha Diyo!!""
Dude 2-""Arrey Pakka, so jaa Bindass""
Result- None Went to Attend Class!!
Grl-mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mt kr
Boy-Q?
Grl-is Raste pe Patthr or Kanto k Alwa kuch nhi
Boy-Are Pagli,mere Pas WOODLAND k Shoes He na.
JAB MANGNI K BAAD
LAMBE SAMAY TAK SHADI NAHI HOTI TO
FAYDAA KISKA HOTA HAI.?
LADKE ka.?
NO.
LADKI ka.?
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MOBAIL COMPANY KA.
U wanna see my 6 packs..
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Peeke talli ho gaya me.
Ek sharabi ki daastaan..
Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du !
Par..
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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege.
Santa Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya..
Form Me 1 Sawal Tha'Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah.
Santa Ne Waha Likha-
'Aapki Khubsurat Cashier'.
Kash Fb pe Add as girlfrnd ka option hota,
Sala propose krne ka panga hi khatm.
Acept kr liya to maan gayi nahi to
fb pe Konsi Ladkiya kam H.
Wife Was Kidnaped
Kidnapper Sent Him A Piece
Of Her Finger And Demanded Money.
Husband Replied Ungli Kiski Bhi Ho Sakti Hai,
Mundi Bhejo Mundi.
Santa-1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja
raha tha,
Aurat: dekhta kya h teri maa ki
umar ki hu,
Santa-to mai bhi apne baap k
liye he dhund raha hu.
Ladkiyon ko Jalebi jaisi kyun kaha jaata hai?
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Kyunki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bhi toh bahut ""SWEET"" hai..!
DUNIYA me GIRLS na ho,To kya hoga?
Galiya Sunsaan,
College Viraan,
Dunia Pareshan,
Tanha Insan
Na Jaanu
Na Jaan
Har Taraf bas
jay HANUMAAN.
Ek kanjus ko electric current Lga.
Uski wife:
Aap theek toh ho na?
Kanjus:
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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh, UNIT kitne badhe..??
Dosto raat ko padhte padhte 1khayal aya
Fir kya pen uthaya or likh di nayi Equation
Bed+Rajai=Bhad Me Gayi Padhai.
Ladki-Socha Tum Miss Kr Rahe Hoge To,
Call Kr Lu,
Ladka-Aur Jo Abhi 45 Min. Baat Ki Thi Wo,
Ladki-Ooh Sshit...
Sorry Fir Tumara Number Mila Dia.
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